So I met this guy and we dated for about 2 months at which point we decided not to date anyone else. What was the point? We liked each other sooooooo much. The crazy part is that I found out he liked my friends a whole lot too.
We had a date planned for a Saturday afternoon and I asked if we could hang out with my best friend as well because she was having a particularly bad day. He readily agreed because I thought he was such a nice guy. We went out on his boat, swam in the ocean and had a great time. Here is where it gets good.
After cleaning up from an adventurous day we went back to my friend's house to watch a movie. I fell asleep as is the usual custom when I start movies after 10pm on any given night. Right before I did he tried to make a move on me and I whispered oh so delicately, "honey, my best friend is right next to you - making out right now would be a little awkward don't you think?". He grunted something and I turned over on the couch and fell asleep.
4 hours later I woke up to a blue TV screen and my boyfriend and best friend making out right next to me. So as not to disturb the love birds I got up and shut the door behind me. When I talked to him about what possessed him to try out polygamy without my consent, his only response was "I tried to make-out with you but you were tired"