Monday, April 14, 2008

Mr. "I tried to make-out with you... but you were tired"

This one always gets a crazy reaction.  Here goes:

So I met this guy and we dated for about 2 months at which point we decided not to date anyone else.  What was the point?  We liked each other sooooooo much.  The crazy part is that I found out he liked my friends a whole lot too.

We had a date planned for a Saturday afternoon and I asked if we could hang out with my best friend as well because she was having a particularly bad day.  He readily agreed because I thought he was such a nice guy.  We went out on his boat, swam in the ocean and had a great time.  Here is where it gets good.

After cleaning up from an adventurous day we went back to my friend's house to watch a movie.  I fell asleep as is the usual custom when I start movies after 10pm on any given night.  Right before I did he tried to make a move on me and I whispered oh so delicately, "honey, my best friend is right next to you - making out right now would be a little awkward don't you think?".  He grunted something and I turned over on the couch and fell asleep.

4 hours later I woke up to a blue TV screen and my boyfriend and best friend making out right next to me.  So as not to disturb the love birds I got up and shut the door behind me.  When I talked to him about what possessed him to try out polygamy without my consent, his only response was "I tried to make-out with you but you were tired"

Wow...

6 comments:

Chad and Carly Carlson said...

I love these! I am going to promote your blog on my blog!

Rae said...

One of my best girlfriends in college used to joke that we should write a book about bad dates. It's unfortunate to know that SO MANY of us are having these experiences! Loving your blog. Keep it up! Text me your email you use for blogger and I'll send you an invite to mine since I'm private.

Kristen said...

wow that's rough. :) haha You are hilarious!

Marisa said...

I wouldn't do it again for a million bucks! I feel your pain! Love the stories... reminds me to be nicer to brent!

Matt said...

That is one of the funniest stories ever...you must have dated one of my college roommates!

Beatrix Kiddo said...

ARe you still friends with the girl?! Wow...awesome stories! Keep them up.