This post is dedicated to the Cholo man who tried so valiantly to get my attention while I was driving up the 5 Fwy last week. Despite your best efforts at leaning out the car window until you practically fell on the road and got run over by oncoming traffic, I held my composure and kept trucking along.
I hope that approach works for you next time. What a great story you and your future "I fell for him the moment he said 'pull over' and wouldn't leave alone in rush hour traffic" will have for your children.
I wish you the best.